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Tracking some Family Guy stats
Season 2
- Peter's beers (So far): 7084
- Cutaways (So far): 155
Episode 1 Share stats
Name: Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 3 |
0 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Lois claims she met Peter thanks to her aunt Margarite
- Chris asks what happens if she wakes up from her tombstone, Meg says that's what happened to their older brother
- Stewie is understood in this episode
- Lois ancestors were 'a bunch of whores and pimps'
Episode 2 Share stats
Name: Holy Crap
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 0 |
0 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Francis tells Chris that what he does in the bathroom is a sin. He was going number 2. When I was a kid I didn't understand what it meant
- Both first apparitions of Peter's dad and mom
Episode 3 Share stats
Name: Da Boom
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 1 |
2 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter fights the giant chicken, killing two bystanders
Episode 4 Share stats
Name: Brian in Love
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 2 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- People understand Stewie
- Brian kills a person
- Peter supposedly didn't know Brian could talk up until now
- Glenn fucks with Tricia, he claims 'I've never done with a Spanish chick, Olé'
Episode 5 Share stats
Name: Love Thy Trophy
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 0 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
8 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- In the B Plot, Glenn, Cleveland, Joe and Peter get in an argument for who should keep the trophy
- Bonnie claims she has never trusted the Griffins
- Lois call Bonnie 'Debbie', this is because that was her original name
Episode 6 Share stats
Name: Death is a Bitch
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
Deaths |
Cutaways |
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Final ranking |
| 300 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter reveals that he only has sex with Lois when at least one of them are drunk
- Dr. Hartman reveals he's been sued by every single patient he's had. This inherently includes Lois
- Hartman is at least bisexual, there's continuity on this like 20 seasons later
- First death apparition
- The Griffins can supposedly touch Death without dying
- Peter drinks 300 beers
- Death is transcoded, he says he originally wanted to be a Wood Nymph, but his father rejected him and his mother stood there doing nothing
- Tricia claims Channel 5 have officially branded Channel 5 hand guns
- The Griffins have a giant squid living in their house
- Without death, Hitler would be alive still, not only that, Hitler would host a late night show in Las Vegas interviewing famous people
- Stewie's E-Mail is "loismustdie@yahoo.com"
Episode 7 Share stats
Name: The King is Dead
Seen at: (No date info)
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| 0 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter says 'Six Seven' (6:29)
- Glenn gets angry at Brian
- Diane talks about Loretta, saying 'all her people', this is continuity with S1E2
- Peter claims to be a descendant of hundreds of years of black suffering, this is foreshadowing
- Lois claims low value entertaiment is 'schlop'
Episode 8 Share stats
Name: I am Peter, hear me roar
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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Final ranking |
| 8 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter casts a cutaway to 20 seconds ago
- Peter tries to breast feed Stewie
- Peter, refering to men, talks to a group of black men, claiming they're the violence of his country
Episode 9 Share stats
Name: If Im Dyin' Im Lyin
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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Final ranking |
| 0 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter did incestous things with his cousin when he (and she?) was 19
- Peter canonically made the Nazis find Anne Frank
- Family Guy suffers God's smithing
Episode 10 Share stats
Name: Running Mates
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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| 1 |
1 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter walks in to Chris while some thumbping noises come off his room. The joke is that he's masturbating, but he's playing with a ball and a paddle, the same sound plays after Peter gives him some playboys. But he's kept the paddle. Implying he's masturbating for real now (I didn't catch this joke when I watched this episode as a kid)
- Quahog's High School's was once called "Buddy Cianci"
- Peter's small ancestor supposedly boxed against chickens. (Foreshadowing)
- Peter claims Lois puts her 'femenine products' in the fridge, and that 'it was the worst hot dog he ever had', this implies Peter knew he was eating a tampon (?) and still kept eating it
- Brian apparently can enter Stewie's thoughts and talk to him
- The only death in this episode happens in the post-credits
Episode 11 Share stats
Name: A Pictures Worth A Thousand Bucks
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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What the hells |
Glenn sex/degenerate moments |
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Final ranking |
| 0 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- In the pre-intro scene we get a glimpse at Family Guy being a TV show. Stewie says he can't wait to get his own movie
- Peter put a bomb in a baby when Chris was born, when trying to kill Chris, he explodes a random girl somewhere in the world
- The entire music act is basically one big fuck you towards Meg
Episode 12 Share stats
Name: Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Seen at: (No date info)
| Beers |
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Final ranking |
| 1 |
0 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
8 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- I gave this episode a 6/10, but Meg's sleepover was so fucking fun I had to bump it to 8/10
- Stewie says "Dear God, wouldn't it be great if I turned out a homosexual?"
- The entire episode is basically a gigantic Meg abuse segment
Episode 13 Share stats
Name: Road to Rhode Island
Seen at: 22/7/2026 - 21:1
| Beers |
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| 0 |
0 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- There's a scene where a southern pilot is fired for impregnating the plane owner's daughter. The pilot calls him "pa" and the owner says he's also his brother
- There was an alternative version of an scene from this episode with full nudity and lewd acts. This has not happened ever again
Episode 14 Share stats
Name: Lets Go to the Hop
Seen at: 23/07/2026 - 19:51
| Beers |
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| 0 |
0 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter becomes hyper realistic when he does drugs
- Supposedly the Griffin had another daughter. Chris asks what about that time Meg strangled their other sister. Peter and Lois start to gaslight him into thinking it was just 'a very bad dream'
- Peter beat his childhood crush, I'm not counting that as a death, it stays unconfirmed
- Lois is shown to be a dom in Peter's and Lois' d/s mechs. Their safety word is 'banana'
- Principal Shepard had weirdly blonde-ish colored hair at this time
- There's a humanoid from in James Wood High School
- Peter's musical number about doing toad in this episode is a parody of "You're the one that I want", from Grease
- Peter, while undercover as 'Lando Griffin' says he's going to take Connie Demico to the school dance. This is problematic, to say the least, considering his attitude towards her in the later seasons
- Spider-man saves Peter, claiming that 'Everybody gets one', this would become relevant in later episodes
- Peter destroys a vehicle
Episode 15 Share stats
Name: Dammit Janet
Seen at: 23/07/2026 - 20:17
| Beers |
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What the hells |
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Final ranking |
| 10 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter and Lois apparently have a child called "Gordon"
- First time we see the evil monkey in Chris' closet
- Stewie shows romantic interest in a girl
- The sexism in this episode is off the charts. It was the early 2000s, so that's to be expected
- Peter orgasms mid flight when he gets stuck in the bathroom with Lois
- Lois was thinking aborting one of her children
Episode 16 Share stats
Name: Theres Something About Paulie
Seen at: 23/07/2026 - 20:35
| Beers |
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Glenn sex/degenerate moments |
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Final ranking |
| 0 |
1 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Peter says Lois dodged the draft. She says she's a woman, and Peter says "Sure you are... Now"
Episode 17 Share stats
Name: He's too sexy for his own fat
Seen at: 23/07/2026 - 22:24
| Beers |
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Glenn sex/degenerate moments |
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Final ranking |
| 27 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- He drinks 27 fucking beers (https://fedi.666666420.xyz/notes/ap1hy1qumzw3084h)
- The location of the Griffin house is revealed to be 31 Spooner Street
- Peter sets off a campfire at a public park
- Stewie gets fat
- Peter becomes Fortnite Peter
- Peter refers to people who are not beautiful 'normies'
- Peter was a clown (Literally) in vietnam
- Chris and Lois say Meg has a mustache
- Peter says he hasn't learned a valuable lesson
Episode 18 Share stats
Name: E. Peterbus Unum
Seen at: 24/07/2026 - 16:07
| Beers |
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Glenn sex/degenerate moments |
Fourth wall breaks |
Final ranking |
| 28 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Brian asks Peter if he listens to himself when he talks. Peter says he 'drifs in and out'
- Stewie tries to pull the 'Gullible is not on the dictionary' prank on Rupert, he "hands" the book to Rupert, after a couple seconds of holding back his laughter he says it's really not. He proceeds to laugh and say "Oh I am so alone"
- 31 Spooner Street is not legally part of the USA. Peter decides to call his house a country, Petoria, apparently it was supposed to be Peterland, but the gay bar next to the airport already took that name
- He owes the barkeep 50$ for the other rounds of beers he had, so I'm counting them at 2$ each, 25 beers (Year 2000 money)
- He takes a beer when he stops talking to the barkeep, but he is seen with a full beer after he leaves. This means he probably finished his previous one and grabbed another one
- Peter claims that paragraph seven sentence three word eight of the Geneva convention says "the", this is imposible as that's not how the Geneva convention treaties are structured
- Due to the war between the US and Petoria, Meg and Chris have to be homeschooled. During this scene Chris is trying to pass Meg a note, he's forced to read it out loud. It says "I think Ms. Griffin is hot"
- This whole episode turned out to be a history lesson 200 years in the future
- First time the question of who can understand Stewie is brought up
Episode 19 Share stats
Name: The Story on Page One
Seen at: 24/07/2026 - 17:06
| Beers |
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Final ranking |
| 0 |
3 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Brian apparently dropped out of college because he was discriminated against for being a dog
- Peter sucks up a ghost as a ghostbuster. This counts as a kill
- When Mort doesn't wear his retainer his voice becomes super deep
- There's a little easter egg on this episode. Peter looks at a TV Guide megazine, the corner reads "If you can read this Family Guy is on the air". This was in the year 2000 so it wasn't obvious we would be able to watch them off-the-air too (Around minute 12:13)
- Peter killed a pony because he didn't feed him or give him any whatsoever for 10 years. But I am not counting this as we don't know if it could talk
- Peter kills two people in a hotel, first one in order to disguise in his clothes and then a passing fat guy in order to recover 'his original' clothes
- Peter says "gays" a very clean people, and they've been ever since they came to the country from France
Episode 20 Share stats
Name: Wasted Talent
Seen at: 24/07/2026 - 18:39
| Beers |
Deaths |
Cutaways |
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Final ranking |
| 6701 |
0 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- This being a Chocolate Factory parody but in the local Pawtucket Pat brewery, is going to obviously have some serious beer drinking
- Reference for the huge amount of beers; https://fedi.666666420.xyz/notes/ap2pe9blmzw3088r; this is not perfect, but I have no way of calculating all of them
- Peter does the knee thing
- Peter canonically gets better at piano when he drinks
- The lesson of this episode is that abusing beer has no consequences
- Peter somehow does not do any material damage even after downing over 6700 beers
Episode 21 Share stats
Name: Fore Father
Seen at: 24/07/2026 - 19:06
| Beers |
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Final ranking |
| 2 |
1 |
9 |
1 |
7 |
2 |
9 |
TRIVIA FOR THIS EPISODE
- Meg canonically had a tail
- Peter destroys his whole house
- Peter tells the audience to 'go away now, I'm going to do stuff to her' while she's on 'freeze frame', this implies that... Yeah
- Glenn's car has a license plate "Bushman"
- Glenn takes Chris as a pupil, degeneracy issues